The Kingdom of Womble 3114 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.996 billion Womble 3114ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Womble 3114ian economy, worth 414 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,047 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,781 per year while the poor average 2,886, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3114's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3114 is ranked 230,080^th in the world and 4,339^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.